Did you hear the one about Michael Jackson???

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.

Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!

Q. Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?
A. Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop!

Q. Why do the kids always leave Neverland Ranch on time in the morning?
A. Because they got their shit packed the night before.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A. Because there are twenty of them.

Q. Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
A. He was choking on a small bone!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A. The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.


My all time favourite....

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more
allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make
him a priest.

Also, I just heard that Michael Jackson swore on the Popes life that he never touched those children!!!




~Note - Michael Jackson is being ridiculed for being a sick, twisted, devious fucking PAEDOPHILE, and not because he is BLACK. This goes out to all the White Supremacist web pages I accidentally stumbled upon whilst searching for Michael Jackson jokes!!!
It seems they are having a field day with his trial, but unfortunately for all the wrong reasons.