The Disabled Fable...

Just thought I'd share a moment with you....

Due to my obsessive pre-occupation with the therapeutic properties of Cannabis, as you will see in the post below. I began looking through a rack of newspapers and magazines devoted to the disabled.
This was while I was at University, so I had time to spare, as you can imagine.

I began reading one of the publications, I can't remember which one. The paper had an interesting article on how one disabled sufferer began using Cannabis when someone recommended it and it changed her life. I continued reading through the newspaper until I came to a page devoted to readers letters. The topic for today....sex!! Disabled Sex!!

I had wanted to put down the newspaper by this point but this was too intriguing not to delve further. I read on. One guy was complaining how embarassing and difficult it was for him to masturbate. He clearly could not get a girlfriend and due to a physical palsy, he could not use his hands. During reading this, I actually became enlightened to a whole world that I had never considered before. I read further. Another guy had replied to this guy's letter. He began, "I really felt for you when I read about the difficulties you were having achieving orgasm, people believe that just because you are disabled.....blah, blah, blah, I was about to give up, when he states, "...I was fortunate enough to be assigned a physiotherapist who was very understanding(?) . When it was time for my bath, she would place a towel over my genitals and begin rubbing me slowly until I came." Hold the fucking phone here!!!!! She did what?? Surely that's not in the fucking job description!!

(dial) ..."What's that you say, Mr EyeCeyE? You have a serious back complaint, and you need a physiotherapist sending for right away?!"
"Yes doc, its worse than I thought, I can't even use my arms anymore........."