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March 27, 2001 | I can see you. I know that you recently downloaded the latest Limp Bizkit album off Gnutella, plus a few Korn singles and as much of Dr. Dre's back catalog as you could find. I know that you dabble in pornography, especially pictures of buxom cheerleaders. I know that you have been struggling to download a DivX copy of "The Matrix" -- although every copy you find is in complete -- and that you own pirated versions of Quake and Photoshop. I know that your IP address is 28.294.22.1, your ISP is Earthlink, and you logged in last at 2:26 a.m.

The R.I.A.A (Recording Industry Association of America) is Watching You!

Boycott R.I.A.A Now!

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Man, this is everything we are! 

The End of Jacko

With all the notoriety associated with such a public trial, M.J is bound to profit in some way or another. The trial has ensured that a paedophile has been sent underground, in the same way that Gary Glitter is able to live like a millionaire pimp in some Eastern country. I know he got booted out of Cambodia for child molestation, but don't know where he resides now, and he isn't important enough for me to waste my time googling his name.

One of the most distressing things about Michael Jacksons trial was the fact that so much humour was evident in the court room. Jokes about getting pizza for lunch, just too much laughter in general. I really believe that most people were so engrossed in the bullshit judicial process with all its 'objection', 'objection overruled' and 'objection sustained's nonsense that they disregarded the fact that many kids(apart from Macaulay Culkin - too ugly I reckon) have been molested.

They did not take into consideration the fact that these kids will probably suffer for the rest of their lives, and probably turn to alcohol and drugs to block out the pain. They will be so generally unstable having to deal with issues about their own sexuality, and inner anger which will never diminish, alongside constant frustration that revenge cannot be sought, that every aspect of their life will be affected.

All they cared about was poor Michael Jackson...."He's lost so much weight", "I am very concerned for my clients health at present....", he is worried sick, literally, or he was. Michael Jackson was riddled with so much guilt about what he did that he couldn't eat, sleep, and was constantly in need of prescribed medication to dull his senses. A good old back ache will guarantee you strong painkillers, junkies have been using that tactic for decades.

Despite my sheer hatred for the 'poor man who had a terrible upbringing', I am also insanely angry about the laws in this country, but more importantly, in America.
It seems to me that for someone with money to be committed of a serious crime, all 12 jury members need to be an actual witness. The only way, with the money Jacko had, of him being found guilty was for all 12 jurors to be at the end of the bed watching Michael Jackson with his hands down a pre-pubescent boys pyjamas!

I do not need to go into any other aspects of the trial, the rest has been thoroughly discussed within the media. The fact that even the jury came out saying they believed him to be a molestor tells you a lot. There are powers out there stronger than we realise. If even the 12 jury members ( carefully picked), cannot even have the power to convict despite their opinion, then what hope do we have, you and I, we are just the simple proletariat, the poorly educated common man, we watch and there is nothing we can do.

My decision is this. From this moment on, I will not mention the name of Michael Jackson on this blog. He is history(no pun intended). He is not worth the keystroke effort or the breathe to speak his name. Its times like this that I want to believe in eternal hell and damnation. Hellfire and brimstone and all that. The great judgement at the end of it all. The golden gates.
If death is nothing but sleep without dreams then that emphasises how important it is for us to find a fair judicial system.

We do not have a fair judicial system. The higher you go, the more corruption exists. and theres not a damn thing you or I can do about it. You have the right to vote, but what options do we really have?

Freedom of speech has now been overshadowed by a litigious, Orwellian nightmare where everything you say or write is seen as a weapon and not as a human right.

I see blogs like this, as the last great hope for freedom of speech. The only reason I have not had law suits out against me is that no one fucking reads it! Or those that do are in such a minority that I am not a perceived threat.

We must not be afraid to speak out against what is wrong. We cannot believe our leaders, we cannot trust them to guide our future. We cannot trust most people or organisations into helping us progress because they all have ulterior motives. You have to go with what YOU believe to be right, in your heart. Just because a law states something is illegal does not mean it is bad. Just because a law states something is criminal does not mean it is, and vice versa, as in the M.J trial. Just because the law finds you innocent, does not mean you are.

Let us stop focussing on this small man. As far as I am concerned he no longer exists.

The Man in the Mask (Self-Portrait)

My Baby was a Hardcore Punk, but I think she is starting to mellow!

Father's Day

My little girl laughed for the first time in her life tonight!!

I was on my own looking after her, and I was in the middle of making ascending and descending rave noises whilst zooming in and out, allowing our noses to touch (as you do)
I then did the ol' tongue rasping sound and splattered her face accidentally with saliva, and then it happened.........

She giggled,I was startled so I did it again, then she giggled some more, and then she was laughing uncontrollably. I confess I started crying. It was too emotional for me, and it all happened so fast without warning.

Witnessing a person laugh for the first time in their life is a rare moment. It blew me away, no drug that I've ever taken has given me such a buzz as that moment did!

Shortly after this, she started getting hungry and the tears came again. She is only 11 weeks old. She didn't know how to laugh, but she just taught herself.

Kids are cool.

Best present a dad could get on Father's Day!

"My Preeecious....Mikem loves litttttttle boyssss, don'ts we?!!" (Please excuse me, I am still in disbelief at the trial....can only post pics 4 now! ALL TEN?!?! I Just........ 

Mike the Nonce, 'Picking his Nose' ! ! 

The Cannabis March

How safe is Cannabis?

How dangerous is cannabis prohibition?



You are cordially invited to attend the

Cannabis Education 2005

March & Rally

Sunday 24th July 1 –6pm



March: assembles 12.00pm @ The Warren, Queens Gardens, Hull for ‘cannabis carnival’ style march through Hull City centre, Spring Bank and Princes Avenue. Bring humour, banners, drums... Departs 1pm prompt.



Rally: Pearson Park, 1.30 - 6pm, with expert speakers, information stalls and special guests.



The Right To Choose Your Own Medicine

Great Plant - Crazy Law • No Victim - No Crime



Respect cannabis, the law doesn’t

Freedom! ... What Freedom? 

Big Brother is Watching You....Even More Closely!

Yes, the light of hope that shone before has been consumed by darkness.

Anyone heard of the EDR (Event Data Recorder)?? Those in North America may have, but people in Europe probably haven't got a clue.
An EDR is basically a 'black box' that is installed into millions of cars in North America and Canada. Similar to the boxes that long distance lorries/trucks have had installed for decades, they are meant to enable police and now the dreaded Insurance companies to ascertain what speeds you were doing in your car. Insurance companies can no longer believe people because we have the ability to lie, so technology is being used against us to inform the authorities.

This is bad enough, but most will still believe, "if you've nothing to hide, it shouldn't worry you!", or "its a good thing, it might help reduce crime" or whatever other bullshit is being drummed into you to accept new technology. The same is happening with G3 cell phones/mobiles....selling it to you in the form of the fucking 'crazy frog' ringtones does not mean they are not spying on your every move. Well, I have news for you...All this new technology should worry you, because this is merely the beginning of a far greater plan to 'control' society. You cannot control a society if you do not know where people are. A farmer cannot control his herd of sheep if he does not know their whereabouts, can he?

New plans revealed today state that in the UK they want to, and will, install these devices into every new vehicle made. The difference is that these new black boxes won't simply record speed data, they will be traceable via satellite, and used against you to pay a congestion charge.

This congestion charge is the 'official' reason for implementing such a device. The real reason is so the world controllers can know your every move. So your G3 phone can be used t0 trace your move whilst walking to within centimetres, and when you get in a car, your black box will let them know exactly where you are to within a foot of your actual position.

Now, this may not frighten most of you because, as stated previously, you believe if you have nothing to hide, you shouldn't be afraid, but believe me you should. This information will be used to compile a thorough profile of each individual in this country.

You combine this new 'controlling' tool with the RFID technology inserted into every item of clothing you wear, every material object you buy, the facial recognition technology in the 300 CCTV camera's tracking your every move, the mandatory Identity cards with your biometric data, the previously mentioned G3 phones, and you have absolutely nowhere to hide. "But why should we hide, I've got nothing to be guilty of"

Well, you remember in George Orwell's 1984 we had the thought police listening into our telephone conversations, the telescreen watching us and hearing us at all times, the illegal crime of writing thoughts down and feelings. Worse still was that if you didn't wear a particular expression on your face then you could be charged with being a spy. You start to see a pattern emerging. If George Orwell was still alive he would be doing something about all of this, unfortunately they dress each new 'controlling' technology up so it looks like progress, or the only feasible way of rectifying a political problem like congestion.

I stated in one of my last posts that I did not understand how the various cities around the world were going to be able to reduce the 'commuting of single-occupancy vehicles'...well, this appears to be their answer. This technology will be promoted as vitally important for the sake of our planet or some other bullshit, that you would be amazed how many swallow. Christ, these guys are experts at 'spin', they could sell 'shit on a stick' if they wanted to.....and believe it or not, you would go out and buy it. Especially if told it contained antioxidants that could kill fucking free radicals or something.

I fear for our country, and I fear for our FREEDOM. Yes, I know it sounds very American, but does any of this sound like you and I are going to be, in the true sense of the word, Free!

It will not be long before technology will become part of our human body....then I will be scared. If that sounds a bit science fiction, then it may startle you to know that it is already happening, but I leave that for another time.

Don't have nightmares....Goodnight!

(mutter) 

Let the Revolution Begin....

Finally, just when I could take no more of this oppressive society with all of its corruption and greed, a light shines from the darkness...

Since the Kyoto agreement that began at the Earth's summit in Rio De Janeiro and was finalised in the former capital of Japan in 1997. America has been adamant that they will not sign an agreement that would ensure that they adhere to strict guidelines involving the reduction of CO2 emissions to prevent the nationwide catastrophe known as, global warming.

The American government won't even admit that the problem exists, and if it does, it is certainly not a man-made problem.

Only the small minded 'controllers' of America are reluctant to agree to any terms despite the fact that their own scientists have proven that American industry is one of the major causes of the largest temperature changes since the last ice age. We all know that their reasons for not signing the Kyoto agreement were down to the one thing that their leaders care about....money!! They have too much to lose by agreeing to a reduction in Carbon Dioxide emissions, they believe. All they care about is making the budget work for the next 4 years, there are no plans beyond that!

Their short sightedness is not able to see that as human beings we are remarkable at diversifying. If an official statement informed all the American Industries of a target to reach, you can guarantee that we will design ways around it. In the same way that if we abolished petrol cars, which at the moment terrifies most governments, we will quickly invest lots of time and money into developing new forms of transport. We will not simply stop progressing. This is what Bush and his colleagues need to realise, and I think the time has come that they will have to.

The 'light' to which I referred to at the beginning was that over 140 American cities have gone against their entrusted leader and signed up to their own Kyoto agreement. Boston is planning off-shore wind farms to replace their coal power stations, San Diego are powering their refuse trucks with methane extracted from the land fill sites, other cities are planning on supplying 10% of peak load electricity from renewables, cutting commuting in single-occupancy vehicles (don't know how they will achieve that one!), and more obvious targets, which by now you would think would already be in place; cutting smog, and banning leaded petrol.

This is People Power at its most Glorious! This is the sort of news I dream of reading, when the people stand up for their rights and take matters into their own hands. It would be nice to believe that we do live in a democracy and that voting would make these things occur but anyone can see that just doesn't happen.

It won't be long now before the Environmental Revolution finally hits the Whitehouse, and you can 'bet your bottom dollar' that anytime now, Dubya will make a speech hereby declaring his approval of the Kyoto agreement. I doubt they will admit to changing their strategy because of being under duress, they will come up with some other feasible reason why they will change their minds....either way its good for America, and its very good for the rest of the world.

This is important because when the acid rain falls, and the flooding consumes our coastlines, Dubya will be long dead, and who are we going to blame then???

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The African Debt

Nearly every sensible person in the Western world has realised, and is realising, that in order to end the HIV/AIDS problem in Africa we must do something about the debt they are in.

Africa spends on average $15 Billion each year paying off debts, so it is no wonder they have no money to deal with other more important issues.

From the outset this sounds like an awful lot of money, but in global terms it isn't. I mean William Gates, founder of Microsoft, is worth more than that! How anyone can sit at home staring at his 'heated' driveway, installed so his children never slip on ice, whilst MILLIONS of children are dying of AIDS in Africa, is beyond me.

Anyway, of late there has been more and more talk of a wondrous event emerging. Both the United Kingdom and the US have been in talks about cancelling the African debt completely! How generous our noble leaders are. What a kind, and wonderful thing to do to our fellow man, I hear you cry.

Well, that would be a truly magnificent achievement and something for both the British and Americans to be finally proud of, after the global humiliation of the Iraq war.

Unfortunately, all is not as it seems. A few months ago I began having my suspicions.

My first question when I found out about them cancelling 100% of the African debt was....'What's in it for them?' I mean you don't just give away $15 Billion a year for nothing do you?

The straight answer is, 'No, you don't!'

Apparently late last night both Anthony Blair and George. W Bush were dining in style at No. 10 debating this very issue. Some say that the 'Bush administration', I never genuinely refer to Mr Bush himself because as everyone knows he is just a malleable figure-head to be easily manipulated by the powers that be, unlike JFK, and look what happened to him! Anyway that's for another day.

Following the meal there was a press release. Then it happened. Exactly what I was waiting for..."We will cancel the African debt 100% (wait for it...) AS LONG AS....Africa gets rid of its corruption, and becomes MORE DEMOCRATIC!

More Democratic just like Iraq needed to be, just like Iran and North Korea need to be.

What the Western powers are planning is African domination. They give with one hand and take with the other, that's how it works.

The UK/USA Union which has existed far longer than most people realise, plan on owning and Westernising Africa so that African's can become consumers just like you and I. They will end debt, that is for certain, but at what cost?
Can Africa really refuse such a generous offer? Of course not, their leaders are some of the greediest bastards in the world. Why do you think the whole Ethiopian disaster of the early 80's came about? War! They spent every penny on arms,( bought from America I might add) which resulted in famine.

Nothing in Africa has changed.

Sir Bob Geldof believes himself to be an intellectual demi-god who will 'charm' the leaders of the world into resolving their problems, and bring us all together in a United world of peace and good fortune....Fuck Off!!! I believe, Sir, that you should take your head from out of your own arse and see what is REALLY going on in Africa. Singing songs alongside the other demi-god, Bono, will do nothing but sell records, you clever little Irish folk. Why don't you try and resolve the fucking conflicts in your own country before spreading your wings to other nations?

Anyway people, as usual we all have to conform, and believe that our great leaders are doing a terrific job, I mean, despite what we all say about them, we still voted them in for another term didn't we?

Yes, Africa will soon be ours, sorry, theirs, to manipulate and develop into a mass consumerist society just like ours. I cannot wait for them all to be wearing Nike, Adidas and Rockport clothing....throw aside your spears, the savages are going to be 'Civilized'!!!!!!!

lmfao...... 

EyeCeyE's New Web~Sight

Stop Press~ Just a quick post to inform the masses that I have a new website currently in construction.

I hope to include film and music reviews alongside my usual displays of mind numbing ignorance on a variety of topics. I will also welcome plenty of contributions from other likeminded individuals who need to get something off their chest. Remember its healthy to let it all out. Think of it as some kind of Catharsis!!

Anyways when the site is finished in a few days or so I will link it to My Web Page in my profile for all to view.

Peace and love in a war torn world x

(New email: peaceandloveinawartornworld@yahoo.com)

The Yanks have never really understood 'IRONY' 

Bush and Blair were right! Al Qaeda comes in many shapes and sizes! Be afraid, Be Very Afraid! Terrorists Everywhere...aaaarrgghhh!!

The World of Conspiracies... (Please click to enlarge)

Monkey analogy Part One

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana
on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will
go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he
touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result all the
other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey
tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace
it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the
stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.
After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the
stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new
one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer
takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third
original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time
the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not
permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating
of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys
have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again
approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as
they know that's the way it's always been done around here.

All 'tradition' is based on this fact. Continuing tradition for the sake of tradition is the sign of a myopic mind. All those people who happily follow everyone else like sheep, keeping safe in their tried and tested routines of life never daring to venture into new territory, always afraid of change.

Let us break free from the chains that bind us and explore alternative ways of living . This society we live in does not have to be like this. Nothing has to be stagant. Let us not make the same mistakes as our parents and grandparents. Lets stop 'doing' because, 'that's the way its always been done around here'!!!!!

The 'real' reason for the liberation of Iraq 

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength 

The telescreen watches you at all times

The Bush administration recently instructed US government agencies to ignore a ruling by the comptroller general of the United States barring the dissemination of 'covert' propaganda.

They were discovered to have been making and trying to broadcast 'fake' news programmes to the American public, and without stating anywhere on the broadcasts that they were made by the Government. This is blatant propaganda in its most deadly form.

Television, as anyone knows, has more power to educate than schools. A recent mention of sexually transmitted diseases/infections on 'Hollyoaks' had more teenagers visiting their local clinic to check for chlamydia than with any 'Government initiative' (now there's a contradiction in terms).

What better way to mis-educate the masses than to disseminate fictional information via programmes on the television. Worse because these were News programmes.

Giant corporations control all the television networks, while a few major conglomerates have systematically consolidated their grip over virtually all the countries newspapers. Corporate interests predominate from top to bottom, while the media has spawned a caste of multi-millionaire” 'personalities' whose fortunes are directly tied to their connections with the leading figures in the government and big business.

This is the objective environment that facilitates the Bush administration’s employment of the type of “covert propaganda” techniques against the American people that in an earlier epoch were reserved for the use of the CIA in destabilising foreign governments.

The Bush administration has always devoted enormous resources to the manipulation of visual images and the propagation of political slogans designed to advance and mask its predatory policies. The increasing turn toward the blatant methods of phony news reports, paid-off commentators and operatives posing as reporters, however, is characteristic of a regime in crisis, one which desperately fears that if the extent of its crimes becomes known, it will face uncontrollable political upheavals.

Solution: Stop watching so much fucking television!!

Maybe Nostradamus will be right! Read on... 

Question time with Dubbya

During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions":

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?

Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions":

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?

Wasn't it Yoda who said, "Fear leads to anger, Anger leads to hate, and Hate leads to suffering"!?! Remember you should be more afraid of the real IRA than Al Quada!! One has actually bombed our country, the other has only been threatened by our kindly leaders

"From the sky will come a great King Of Terror!!!

~The year 1999, seventh month,
From the sky will come a great King of Terror.
To bring back to life the great King of the Mongols,
Before and after Mars to reign by good luck~ (TRANSLATED)

Yes, that was a quote from a passage from Centuries (Century 10, quatrain 72) by Nostradamus. Prophet to some, and bullshitter to others. Some of Nostradamus' predictions that have come to past include details of the French Revolution , the rise of Napoléon, the Great Fire of London in the 17th century, the work of Louis Pasteur, Hitler and World War II, and of course the rise and fall of many European monarchs. More recently. the interpreters of Nostradamus have been debating whether or not he predicted the tragic events of September the 11th in America.

I have read much of Nostradamus' work to try and ascertain for myself whether any of it is true.

Firstly, I do not believe in ghosts. Don't try and convince me otherwise because I'm not buying it.

Secondly, I believe in the existence of extra terrestrial life forms, but whether I believe they reside on the Earth is another story.

Thirdly, being interested in Psychology encourages me to believe that most 'other-worldly' phenomenon experienced by individuals throughout this country can be explained by perceptual anomolies.

I do confess that there seems to be something astonishing about Nostrodamus. Now, I strongly believe the 'Bible Code' to be a myth. If you randomly generate numbers, shapes etc you will always at some stage create a 'cluster' effect. Explained simply, you cannot make a cherry cake without some of the cherries inside becoming a cluster. Any random incident in your life where you believed it was either a big co-incidence or 'spooky' or 'fate' or whatever, can almost always be explained away with the 'cluster' effect.

I will not accept, despite very strong, feasible arguments to suggest otherwise, that everything that occurs in life is random chance. I do not accept the 'evolutionary' theory of life without a 'creationist' theory backing it up.

I WANT to believe. I once became an Athiest when I was a lot younger following a number of years being brainwashed at a school in Scotland that was run by a sick, twisted religious maniac.
I turned away from the idea of spirtuality and God, I never really gave a damn for the bible, it has never been anything more than a, moralistic tale of yore, for me.
What I discovered was my life gradually, but surely became empty. I stopped believing in any chance of an afterlife. I believed prayer was a waste of time. I did not know how the world or life came to be but had decided the creationist theory must've been wrong. My teacher was always convinced that the world was such a terrible place that Jesus was bound to arrive any moment, and she believed that with every droplet of blood in her body. I can still recite the books of the bible in about 15 seconds...all 68 or so from the Old testament and most of the New, but wasn't at the school long enough to remember them all because I moved on to another school. God only knows what possessed this woman to teach us such mindless bollocks because knowing the books in order only helps you to find a particular chapter quicker, you learn no more about god! I imagine she was probably abused by her god bothering father as a young child, she must have been, in order for her to grow up to be so warped. Her name was Miss Black. A suitable name, I'm sure you'll agree?!

(EyeCeyE eventually returns to the topic of Nostradamus...(sigh)

Nostradamus only ever gave two specific dates in all the hundreds of quatrains he wrote. The first one was when he stated something on the lines of 3 score and 6 to state the Great Fire of London. He also managed to predict the plague that preceeded the fire. If the fire had not occured the black plague would've spread much further.

The second was when he described the title of this post.
"From the sky will come a great King of Terror..."

Now the date he gave for this to occur, bare in mind I first read this quatrain in about 1995. He stated that on the seventh month of 1999 this King of Terror will descend upon the earth. I have read a number of peoples arguments about whether you choose to take the seventh month literally or not. I myself thought it was interesting that September 11th, when you turn the month September into French becomes Seven. Interesting, but probably implausible. I don't care really.

One thing about Nostradamus, before I go further, is that much of the reason why he wrote in such a crytic way was that at the time he wrote most of his work he could not put to print his every word because he would be tried as some kind of heretic by the French Churches. So he put pen to paper in encrypted poetry form.

His methods of obtaining these 'visions' are also interesting. He would read various books such as 'I Ching', whilst performing a ritual involving a selection of psychoactive, psychadelic, and psycho-stimulating drugs. He basically started tripping and I'm sure saw some interesting things. Too little is known about how exactly he came about his visions but I like the mystery.

One thing I realised when I was an atheist was that life was too damn lonely. Believing in something is a gift. It is special because it allows your mind to fill with all sorts of potentials. Now I am old enough to have developed my own belief. Having something to believe in is better than not believing at all.

I preferred being a child when the Tooth fairy still flew under my pillow, when Jack Frost would paint frost on the windows, and when Santa would come down the chimney at Christmas. Growing into an adult appears to involve the definite decaying of fantasy and adventure. This is not a natural occurence but a societal influence. I thankfully have not lost that aspect of my person. I regularly go on adventures believe it or not. Ok most of them are with the help of Advance Dungeons and Dragons. I also have fantasies, not all sexual....honest! The world is too dark and gloomy. Sitting at home watching the News is sad enough. People should stop being so up themselves, should let their hair down more and have some fucking fun.

One of my old friends who shall remain nameless reminds me of everything I don't want to be. By old friend I mean exactly that, he no longer is. He was always trying, ever since school, to be super mature. When most of us were messing about making tits of ourselves, he would try not to find it amusing as it was below his adult mentality. I mean, how childish!!

No, you have to enjoy life for what it is, and being an adult is not all it cracked up to be. I remember when I was seven wishing I was an adult so I could stay up later. I was sure that when you are a grown up things will be brilliant, but lets all be honest they're shit!! I'm not depressed don't get me wrong, but just think back for a minute. The long afternoons playing out in the fresh air, running everywhere you went without ever getting out of breath. Popping home with a friend for some banana sandwiches, then the rest of the neighbourhood gathers round your back yard cos you're playing about with mousetraps and you make one of the kids cry because he can't have a shot, at your say so. (such power for a young child). Anyway, the older I get the more I am starting to fucking resemble that guy on the fast show....."jumpers for goalposts"

so, Nostradamus, did he 'see' the bombing of September 11th? Did he predict correctly that the war would rage for 28 years following, and that during this time, 'the east will be set ablaze'???
I sincerely hope not, only time will tell.......................

Did you just eat my baby?!?