How To Avoid Becoming A Homosexual...

How To Avoid Becoming A Homosexual.......the title of the most recent copy of the Johovah Witness magazine, THe Watchtower!

The magazine is posted through the door of my work in some sorry ass, vane attempt to convert the masses, I do not agree with the contradictory Jehovah witness eccentrisities.......

The Main article is, exactly as the title reflects; how to avoid being a gay!
The article goes on to say that it is a normal bodily reaction to be attracted to people of the opposite sex, but these are not accepted feelings, just because you are attracted to people of the same sex does not mean you are gay.....it goes on to describe such bullshit,
it talks about how being a homosexual is wrong in the eyes of God, and that our society is encouraging, and breeding acceptance of homosexual behaviour, describing it, as being closely resembling, a disease, or a contagious pathogen!

The supposed factual article was full of quotes from the bible, completely taken out of context, thrown in for good measure.....If I was a Jehovah witness, i would be embarrassed....

When I was about 23 years old, I was living in Marsh and I once answered the door to a Jehovah on the prowl.....I was stoned, and decided I fancied a nice long chat about god, and the meaning of life.........the sun was shining and it was interesting......there was no talk of avoiding blood transfusions at this point!!

He continued to come round regularly....too regularly, and i felt compelled to answer the door, having spent my childhood told to avoid them, i was curious!

He started bringing round incredibly beautiful blond girls, and I became convinced he was trying to lure me into his religion with these women.......I must admit i was tempted!

Jehovahs out there reading this.....Please continue what you are doing, you are not bad people, but i dont understand one thing......

WHY IS IT ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE A LIVER/LUNG/KIDNEY DONATION BUT NOT TO HAVE A PINT OF ANOTHER PERSONS BLOOD????

Peace and Love in a War torn World xx